That’s…actually really inspirational.
sometimes lesbians are so damn obvious it’s kinda funny. i just ran into an old track coach at a starbucks (straight) who introduced me to the girl she was sitting with as her niece. the niece and i shook hands and there was like a four second silence while we just stared at each other while still shaking hands. like oh hello. so awkward, i had to laugh a little
for real no one cares. no one is as harsh on you as you are on yourself. stability guilt is confusing. it’s ok to calm down. it’s ok to feel lighter. it is really, really ok.
i have literally never exfoliated. what the fuck does exfoliate mean. i always think of deciduous trees, like all this foliage is now my ex foliage
in 2013 the hello kitty industry did $7 billion without spending a drop on advertisement overhead. what is going on over there. i wonder if hello kitty is the real hypnotoad
euchre said: An article was released yesterday in which Sanrio (parent company) made the statement [after 40 years] that Hello Kitty is not a cat. She is a cartoon character. A girl. She walks on two feet and has never been depicted on all fours like a cat. As well, she in fact has her own pet cat named Charmy Kitty. So all in all she is most definitely not a cat.
also why? why at this point after 40 years does someone need to specify that this character, at best a personified cat, who is indeed named kitty, much like a cat, is not a cat?
i have all these random ass people that i’m “friends” with on facebook, there’s like 4 birthdays a day, mostly i only have one memory of the person so i’m going to start writing the one memory on everyone’s birthday posts
"hey i remember once you tried to put pizza crust inside of the bong, happy birthday"
"one time you said ‘fucking iguanas’ at a party and i don’t remember what the joke was but that still makes me laugh happy birthday"
"back in 2009 you broke ben’s bedside lamp with your head, i was there for that. happy birthday"
i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go...
- things about Slytherins #64
Slytherins feel a wide range of emotions, however they will only express them around people...
Walked outside, it feels and smells like early autumn, mood increased by 80% at least.