August 29, 2014

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August 29, 2014
floating-cats:

physics-and-fiction:

Thanks WTNV

That’s…actually really inspirational.

floating-cats:

physics-and-fiction:

Thanks WTNV

That’s…actually really inspirational.

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August 29, 2014

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August 29, 2014

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August 29, 2014

sometimes lesbians are so damn obvious it’s kinda funny. i just ran into an old track coach at a starbucks (straight) who introduced me to the girl she was sitting with as her niece. the niece and i shook hands and there was like a four second silence while we just stared at each other while still shaking hands. like oh hello. so awkward, i had to laugh a little

August 29, 2014

for real no one cares. no one is as harsh on you as you are on yourself. stability guilt is confusing. it’s ok to calm down. it’s ok to feel lighter. it is really, really ok.

August 29, 2014

i have literally never exfoliated. what the fuck does exfoliate mean. i always think of deciduous trees, like all this foliage is now my ex foliage

August 29, 2014

in 2013 the hello kitty industry did $7 billion without spending a drop on advertisement overhead. what is going on over there. i wonder if hello kitty is the real hypnotoad

August 29, 2014

euchre said: An article was released yesterday in which Sanrio (parent company) made the statement [after 40 years] that Hello Kitty is not a cat. She is a cartoon character. A girl. She walks on two feet and has never been depicted on all fours like a cat. As well, she in fact has her own pet cat named Charmy Kitty. So all in all she is most definitely not a cat.

um
but



also why? why at this point after 40 years does someone need to specify that this character, at best a personified cat, who is indeed named kitty, much like a cat, is not a cat?

August 29, 2014

i have all these random ass people that i’m “friends” with on facebook, there’s like 4 birthdays a day, mostly i only have one memory of the person so i’m going to start writing the one memory on everyone’s birthday posts

"hey i remember once you tried to put pizza crust inside of the bong, happy birthday"

"one time you said ‘fucking iguanas’ at a party and i don’t remember what the joke was but that still makes me laugh happy birthday"

"back in 2009 you broke ben’s bedside lamp with your head, i was there for that. happy birthday"

so far

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